Why we are unlikely to meet aliens ever!

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Great article.
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If Stephen Hawking is right, then he is saying a race of aliens have, at a minimum, perfected faster-than-light travel (or be willing to travel for several thousands of years at sub-light), conquered longterm biological effects of space radiation, and mastered extreme long distance space navigation just to come to earth and steal our water.Another consideration that I rather enjoy is that if aliens would come here for resources, then that inherently implies an economic model into their decision. By definition, they need and value resources. Consequently, coming here to get them must have been their most economical choice. Getting them somewhere closer to home or manufacturing them must be more "expensive" (in some sense of the word) than the cost of them traveling all the way here, gathering our resources (probably atomizing us in the process), and flying them home.
 
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Lol There's a Standup Routine of Eddie Griffin wherein he says Why Aliens won't Land, they might come and take a peek, but won't LAND! He goes on to say that one alien will say to the other, "Shall we go down and take a look?" and the other will be like, "Sit your ass down, they kill people of other color, we're fcuking Purple and Green! You don't know what they'll do to our ar$3s!" and he has a Good Point.I would put it this way, Say these Aliens come down and meet a man of dark skin color and he just so happens to be high, or better still happens to be naked! The aliens will be mesmerized and freeze thinking it's a laser weapon pointed at them and he'll look at the aliens and think because of their chinky eyes. "Hey, I've always wanted to bang [email protected]@^3$3 twins like that Austin Powers dude!" and [email protected] em!Just imagine their plight when they have to return to their planet and tell the story of how they got [email protected] by a laser gun(read big D!c|<)! Just hope their planet's laws are not like our country's or they'll just be better off washing up, stitching up and moving on instead of complaining! :p :confused:
 

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