One more:
"Downloads are working fine...but I seem to have a problem with uploads, as they make a mess on the toilet floor.."
"I forgot to enable the spam filter when I started to use it.. and now my floor is FULL of poo-poo"
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"I'd like to see this combined with VoIP. It'd ostensibly be much
faster and much more reliable than the current system of dialing a
certain number of flushes and then simply screaming into the bowl,
although it would be nice to have 911 work normally. "
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Best one:
"Sign up is easy just put your name, address, email address, phone
number, social security number(!), drivers license, passport(!), birth
certificate, social security card(!), copy of TiSP's service agreement,
and $50 in an envelope (They will give you a rebate coupon upon
installation making this service free even though they actually give
you a gift card with a $50 credit on it). Then flush the envelop down
your crapper (make sure to flush down the toilet you plan to have the
service hooked up to, you can flush down a different toilet, but the
paper work is more trouble than its worth). A courtesy flush prior to
flushing your envelope is suggested for a more prompt response. "