Q: What if Warthog was web developer ?
A: Apart from city, state, country user registration form on a website would have planet, solar system, universe form fields too.
Q: What if Warthog was web Finance Minister ?
A: Non-perishable food item, survival kits etc. would attract no sales tax, service tax etc. Manufactures of such items would get tax benefits too. Insurance companies can no longer use the "Act of God" clause.
Q: What if Warthog was web vice-chancellor of a university ?
A: New degrees courses would be introduced: Geology Hons. - Effect of parallel universe on earth's tectonic plates, Psychology Hons. - possible effect on human mind after half of continents are submerged in water.
Q: What if Warthog was a linux user ?
A:
~ $ cd /world-secrets-directory
~ $ bash: Permission denied
~ $ su root
Password: ********
su: Authenticated
~ # cd /world-secrets-directory
~ # bash: Permission denied :nono:
~ # exit
~ $ su mayan
Password: ********
~ ## su: Authenticated
~ ## cd /world-secrets-directory
~ world-secrets-directory ## bash: you are welcome sir. pehle kyou nahi bataya ki aap aye hain. "root" jaao sir ke liye ek glass pani le ke aao.
@Warthog - Apologies if you feel bad. My intention here is just to have some fun and enjoy the life to the fullest for whatever short period that I live until D day arrives.
A: Apart from city, state, country user registration form on a website would have planet, solar system, universe form fields too.
Q: What if Warthog was web Finance Minister ?
A: Non-perishable food item, survival kits etc. would attract no sales tax, service tax etc. Manufactures of such items would get tax benefits too. Insurance companies can no longer use the "Act of God" clause.
Q: What if Warthog was web vice-chancellor of a university ?
A: New degrees courses would be introduced: Geology Hons. - Effect of parallel universe on earth's tectonic plates, Psychology Hons. - possible effect on human mind after half of continents are submerged in water.
Q: What if Warthog was a linux user ?
A:
~ $ cd /world-secrets-directory
~ $ bash: Permission denied
~ $ su root
Password: ********
su: Authenticated
~ # cd /world-secrets-directory
~ # bash: Permission denied :nono:
~ # exit
~ $ su mayan
Password: ********
~ ## su: Authenticated
~ ## cd /world-secrets-directory
~ world-secrets-directory ## bash: you are welcome sir. pehle kyou nahi bataya ki aap aye hain. "root" jaao sir ke liye ek glass pani le ke aao.
@Warthog - Apologies if you feel bad. My intention here is just to have some fun and enjoy the life to the fullest for whatever short period that I live until D day arrives.
