useless facts about sex

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useless facts about sex-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Health:------Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. In other words, have sex instead of exercise!!!Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up (if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So in fact, headaches are an invalid excuse to not have sex.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.Pleasure:--------The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!The most female orgasms per hour on record are a staggering 134. The most male orgasms per hour are just 16. (a reference to multiple orgasms, which supposedly give more pleasure)Sex is bio-chemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.Statistics:----------For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages.Twenty-five percent of sexually active people engage in anal sex. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection. According to a Report, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women, when masturbating.Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than others.Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 

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"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."Well I think all other animals find pleasure in Sex
 

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Originally posted by prathapml@Oct 3 2005, 03:38 AM
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Incorrect.... Bonobos do too.... http://biosci.umn.edu/~pregal/bonobo.html
Apart from sex for pleasure, they also masturbate.

Originally posted by prathapml@Oct 3 2005, 03:38 AM
In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.
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Let's not forgotten the dead kittens.
 

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Originally posted by boygr8@Oct 3 2005, 11:42 AM
"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."
Well I think all other animals find pleasure in Sex
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There is a very distinct difference in animals finding pleasure in sex, and animals having sex for pleasure. In the former, pleasure is incidental, with the aim being something else. In the latter, however, pleasure is THE aim. So you are actually both right (apart form the correction in the above post).
 


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Originally posted by boygr8@Oct 3 2005, 11:42 AM
"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."
Well I think all other animals find pleasure in Sex
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i am pretty sure horses and pigs do.
 

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