The Offtopic Thread

[Nishant]

Moved to News section.

 

[Sushubh]

RTI query reveals PM Modi spent Rs 10 crore on mineral water during Navratri fast

 

[amish]

Its a parody account. Based on other articles on the same page.

 

[Sushubh]

good god. they are mimicking Janta Ka Reporter - Leading the Media Revolution in India which is practically an AAP mouthpiece.

 

[Sushubh]

applied for another account closing at icici bank yesterday. had been looking forward to it. shit bank. needs to die.

 

[mhsabir]

Someone else's? I thought you had closed yours already.

 

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[Sushubh]

Mom's. She is now on yes bank.

 

[Sushubh]

Source

 

[LordSpymaster]

Whoa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Was this live on TV?

 

[Sushubh]

i am imagining during ad breaks.
noticed that a lot of indian anchors also commented having moments like these off the camera.


Source

 

[Sushubh]

Source

 

[dextermorgan]

hilarious lol

 

[Sushubh]

Source

 

[Sushubh]

Building guard on the intercom: Sir, amma jaan ne package bheja hai.
Me: Kaun amma jaan?
Building guard: woh hi amma jaan jo sabko package bhejte hain....

Turned out to be a package from Amazon!

this is the funniest joke i heard this week. i believe it is circulating on whatsapp.

 

[Sushubh]

anyone here has a citibank card who can help me order something from flipkart ?