Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. Onecandidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programto leave.2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I do notknow JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Santa says tohimself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays. Then Bill Gates askedcandidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 peopleleave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates askedthe candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leavethe room. Santa says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself withone other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them andsaid 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in thatlanguage.' Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says 'HorPhaphe ki haal chaal?.' The other candidate answers ' O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna'