Sign on a railway station at Patna :Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay 😀on't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother! Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relativeMore the success, more the relatives. A traffic slogan😀on't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or elsethey never will be.....Sign in a restaurant:All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager. Indian Armed Forces: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizationssuch as Jaish, Lashkar, etc.Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god. LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS WE TAKE BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATHE AWAY