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P*nis owner's manual
So a guy is sitting at the bar and notices a gorgeous babe sitting in the corner. He sends over a bottle of champagne with a small note saying:
\"Hi, I'm Gus. I'm rich. Come sit with me.\"
So the woman asks the bartender to send back a note from her:
\"Hi, I'm Donna. I will only sit with you if you have;
* A luxury sportscar
* 2 million dollars in the bank
* A 20 inch *****.\"
Guy reads this and sends a note back to the woman. Note says:
\"Hi Donna. I have three sportscars. I have 10 million in the bank. But not even for you would I cut off 10 inches. Good bye.\"
related joke on the digg thread.
P*nis owner's manual
So a guy is sitting at the bar and notices a gorgeous babe sitting in the corner. He sends over a bottle of champagne with a small note saying:
\"Hi, I'm Gus. I'm rich. Come sit with me.\"
So the woman asks the bartender to send back a note from her:
\"Hi, I'm Donna. I will only sit with you if you have;
* A luxury sportscar
* 2 million dollars in the bank
* A 20 inch *****.\"
Guy reads this and sends a note back to the woman. Note says:
\"Hi Donna. I have three sportscars. I have 10 million in the bank. But not even for you would I cut off 10 inches. Good bye.\"
related joke on the digg thread.