Since ur obviously in distress i'll let u in on a not so technical but sureshot method of uncapping dsl connections we've been discussing here (still in beta so minor complications are to be expected). Marry the daughter of a senior executive (Mittal's would be ideal but gotta keep ur targets realistic) and demand bandwidth as dowry
EDIT (thought i should warn you abt this before excitement gets the better of you)
Minimum age for marriage - The age of capacity to contract a marriage is 18 years for a girl and 21 years for a boy, for all communities. The Child Marriage Restraint Act, 1929, defines a child as a person who, if a male, has not completed 21 years of age, and if a female, has not completed 18 years of age. Under Section 5 of this Act whoever performs, conducts or directs any child marriage shall be punishable with simple imprisonment up to three months and shall also be liable to fine, unless he proves that he had reason to believe that the marriage was not a child marriage. This uniform legislation is an effort to discourage child marriages under personal laws.
The 1961 Dowry Prohibition Act - This act prohibits the request, payment or acceptance of a dowry. It makes void any agreement to pay a dowry. If any person demands directly or indirectly, from the parents or other relatives or guardian of a bride or bridegroom, as the case may be, any dowry, he shall be punishable with imprisonment for a term which shall not be less than six months but which may extend to two years and with fine which may extend to ten thousand rupees: Provided that the Court may, for adequate and special reasons to be mentioned in the judgment, impose a sentence of imprisonment for a term of less than six months.