Godfather - Very Hilarious

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper hasscrewed him for ten million bucks.This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered anoccupational benefit why he got the job in the firstplace, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeperwould not be able to hear anything and never have totestify in court.When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeperabout his missing $10 million bucks, he takes alonghis lawyer, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10million bucks you embezzled from me?"The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeperwhere the money is hidden.The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you aretalking about."The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn'tknow what you'retalking about."That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, putsit to the book-keeper' s temple, cocks it up and says:"Ask him again!"The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill youfor sure if you don't tell him!"The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money isin a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in mycousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the gutsto pull the trigger!!"
 
Very funny, again.
 

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