Economics

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This is the economics of India-TRADITIONAL:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.You retire on the income.INFOSYS:You have 2 cowsYou put both of them on the benchAnd hire another to do the job.T.C.S.:You have 2 cowsYou tell them that only one will go onsite.You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.Both of them die after fighting.HCL:You have 2 cowsYou milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.They run away.CTS:You have 2 cowsYou train them for two months on how to milk themselves.Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.SATYAM:You have 2 cows.One is intelligent one is dumb.you send the dumb cow to onsite making the intelligent cow frustated.Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration and dumb cow is laid off by the clientWIPRO:you have 2 cowsyou hire one bullyou start milking the bull and start ploughing the field with the cows.....Applying ThoughtPATNI:you have 2 cowsyou dont hire any bull and ask them to multiply themselvesIBM:you have one cow you feed it wellbut you try to get all those stuff ie not just milk but alsobutter,cream,curd and rasmalai in one shotMICROSOFT (the best *****):you have a very popular fat cowthe cow has a very thin legit eats a lot but when it comes to milking the cow crashes downNIIT:You lure a group of cows how to be milkedone among them gets milkedthe rest end up teaching another group of cowsabout how to get milked
 
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