Cows & Software Companies

[manu1991]

Emerging of the new economyINFOSYSismYou have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send themone at a time to the US for milking.WIPROismGE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.SATYAMismYou have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it!IBMismYou have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocentsmall businessmen.SUNismYou have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.SAPismYou don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implementedby milking consultants.APPLEismYou have a cow. You sell iMilk.SONYismYou have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.CITIBANKismWelcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull,press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it foryou.

 

[Amuthan]

Nice... 🙂