Re-rethink how you browse the web with a self-browsing Chromebook
With just one click, you’re off surfing the web—no input needed. Just lean back, and we’ll take you there - quickly, simply, and securely.
Use your self-browsing Chromebook for:
* Staying connected with your relatives
- Automatically writes emails to your mother!
* Maintaining your relationships
- Send roses to your significant other on Valentine’s Day!
* Staying active on social media
- It’ll post 24 hours a day!
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Booking travel is easier than ever
- Plan your summer vacation to Qikiqtarjuaq!
* Managing your finances
- Buys and sells stocks randomly!
* Penning the next best-seller
- Did J.K. Rowling own a self-browsing
laptop? We'll never know!
You'll never be more productive!
We’ve been testing this new functionality for weeks, browsing the whole web from classifieds to news,
music to cat photos -- and now, these Chromebooks are responsible for the majority of ALL CAPS comments on the web. In total, our self-browsing Chromebooks have logged more than 5 million pageviews without once being Rickrolled!
Give it a shot—then sit back, relax, and watch the future unfold. This is the last link YOU will ever click.
