How To Propose A Girl

harsh_puri

Newbie
[OP]
Apr 11, 2005
36
0
/*C Program to Propose a girl*/

#include
#include
#define Cute_beautiful_lady

main()
{

goto college;



college:
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply == "GAALI")
goto START; /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;timebill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;timeILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
 

Mr X

Regular
Regulars
May 20, 2005
136
0
this is the worst program ever.....my computer fails to understant the "ladies " variable ....says it a comnplicated structure and dosent support it :p
 
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agnivo007

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dearashwin

Regular
Regulars
Jul 5, 2005
199
0
this program dosnt support multiple "ladies"... i tried it n ended in a permanent error with loss of all "ladies".
 


pawanrh

Regular
Regulars
Aug 18, 2005
153
0
if i try that my current lady will give my 'SANDAL' n 'ZADHU' n all bad things that hurt you could ever get!