Wow! I think many of us have thought about this, well i use to do since i travel by bus mainly.One funny incident happened when i was travelling in a DTC bus and a group of girls whr struggling to get to the exit door , in the way thr leader i guess..... she was screaming like 'Bhaisahab side please,.... Uff mere paer kuchal diye... yaar WTH!!' and other girls whr giggling!! She came just behind me and I said loudly 'Behenji main side ho raha hu chillana mat!!' , aur main bus ka hero bn gaya :glee: