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Ek customer popat kharidne ko bazar me chala jata hai aur ek dukan me chala jata hai. Dukandar use kai popat dikhata hai par grahak naye naye popat dekhte hai jata hai. Ek baar dukandar mehengewala popat dikhata hai. Grahak us popat ki khubi puchhata hai tab dukandar use batata hai ki popat ka ek pair khicho to wo 'Namaskar' bolta hai aur dusra khicho to wo 'Namaste' Bolta hai.
Grahak demo dekhane ke lie popat ka ek pair khichata hia to ppopat 'Namaskar' bolta hai. Grahak popat ka dusra pair khichata hia to popat 'Namaste' bolta hai. Grahak popat ke dono pair khichata hai to popat bolta hai "Abbe yede me gir gaya hota na!"

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Ek baar ek sardar ko adalat me phasi ki saza sunai jati hai tab sardar jor jor se hasane lagata hai. Judge usase karan puchhata hai to sardar batata hai ki use subah 7.00 baje phasi denewale hai par wo to 10.00 baje uthata hai.

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Ek bar malik naukar ko keheta hai "jao bahar paudho ko pani dal kar aao". Naukar keheta hai "Sahab bahar barish ho rahi hai" to malik bolta hai "Chhata le jaao aur pani de kar aao".

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Ek baar naukar ko phone aata hai. Phone par aadami keheta hai "me tumhara malik bol raha hoo aur me jo keheta hoo wo karo. Jakar apne malkin ko goli mar do." Naukar goli mar ke aata hai aur phone pe bat shuru kar deta hai tab phone karanewala aadmi keheta hai "wo lash ghar ke pichhale kue me daal ke aao." Naukar keheta hai "Sahab ghar ke pichhe to kua hi nahi hai." tab phonewala aadmi keheta hai "ohh... WRONG NUMBER"

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Ek baar Banta ped se ulta latak raha hota hai. Rastese janewala aadmi uska karan puchhata hai tab Banta batata hai ki uska sir dukh raha tha to usne sirdard ki goli khali hai wo galti se pet me na chali jaye.

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Ek baar Banta apne dost ke sath raste par bat kar raha hota hai tab uska dost Banta ko bata deta hai ki uski biwi ke sath uska koi ristedar bat kar raha hai aur bat karte karte use chhed bhi raha hai. Banta gussese biwi ki taraf jata hai. Thodi der me Banta wapas aata hai aur uske dost ke kan ke niche batata hai aur use keheta hai wo mere rishtedar nahi hai. Wo mera dost hai.

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If John has one child. What will we call it?
- Johnson

If John has two children. What we call?
- Johnson & Johnsons

If Johan has more than two children. What we call?
- John Abrehem (John ab rehem)
 

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Pani me dubate hue ladke ko ek aurat bachati hai aur bahar nikalati hai tab waha bhid jama ho jati hai aur bhid us aurat ki tarif karne lagati hai.Bhidmese ek buddha bar bar bolta hai"kamal ki aurat hai""kamal ki aurat hai"Aisa uska kai bar kehena chalu reheta hai. Us aurat ko kafi gussa aata hai aur uska guska gussa badhata hi jata hai. Wo jake us buddhe ko jor se kan ke nichhe bajati hai aur bolti hai"Me Kamal ki nahi Shaahid ki AURAT hoo"
 

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Source - A WebsiteTeacher : Banta tumhara birthplace batao.Banta : Tiruvanantpuram.Teacherr : Spell karo.Banta : Tab to me Goa me paida hua hoo.:)
 


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Joke from Masti tvIf couple made in heaven then what are made in hel ?Ans -> Days after Marriage.:)