Multitasking You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!Built-in Networking You can crash several PC's all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.Microsoft Network Connect with other Windows 95 users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.PnP Plug and Pray (that it works)Multimedia Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing. Compatible with existing software It will also crash your existing software.Increased Productivity You will need to *increase* your budget to buy more *products* like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer ! That's product-ivity.User-Friendly Picture of cloudsState of the Art Pay for Bill's next bid for a work of art.MacIntosh-like It took Microsoft eleven years and it's not even original.Online Registration Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your harddrive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft's files for the rest of your life.MS Plus More money for Bill's plus side.Optimize It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and cpu so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system.