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powdermonkey

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These are funny :lol:

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Dont Cry Because Its Over, Smile Because It happened.

You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because Your All The Same.

Ÿôür Nàmé Héré

Save Water - Drink Beer!

I Ate My Homework Because It Was A Piece Of Cake! Yummy!

God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.

(Y)(O)(U)® (N)(A)(M)(E) (L)(I)(K)(E) (T)(H)(I)(S)

Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once.

How Long A Minute Is Depends On What Side Of The Bathroom Door Your On.

I'm an angel Honest The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight

CAUTION: I'm having a blonde moment. Please speak slowly and use small words

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN?

You thought you broke my heart, you thought you made me cry, if you haven't figured out yet.... not every player is a guy!

One day your prince will come... mine just got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions!

No boy is worth your tears and the one who is, wont make you cry!
Guys are like mascara... they run through every emotion!

Don't hate me cause im beautiful...hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am!

If he dies, I wont cry, I'll just mary another guy!

I don't worry, I don't care, I'm gonna marry a millionaire!

GOOD ONE OF LAST 2 :

Me no money, me no care. Me go marry milionaire And if he dies, me no cry, me go marry other guy

I'm loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet, Wanted by plenty!

If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?

There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance!

I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?

I'm a bitch and I got class. Mess with me and I'll kick your ass. So for all you hoes that think you're cool, just remember bitches rule

Maybe I really loved you, ha ha aren't I cute when I lie?

You think your cute, you think your hot, you think you can get my man, I think not!

If you love me like you told me, Please be careful with my heart!

You can take it, just don't break it, or my world will fall apart.

I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee, Your hands can't touch what they can't see!

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, cause I might do something crazy like believe it!

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamed of you...I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you!

Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart!

One person owns the key to my heart...too bad he won't unlock it!

If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is to!

Sometimes I dream of being taking off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?

Always be yourself and say what you feel, cause those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind!

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

Never spit in a fan, it'll come back at you!

What happens if u get scared half to death twice?

Why grow the grass when soon enough you will mow the grass?

Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked at!

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by you again?

Don't flatter yourself...I was looking at your friend!

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world!

You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?

In reality...the player isn't actually playing the other person...he's playing himself...

What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pj's, and put on my prayers, turned off my bed, jumped into the lite, all because u kissed me goodnight

As I said before.....I never repeat myself!

Im not opionated...Im just always right!

Your village just called... they want their idiot back!

It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

I could die at any minute, the tragedy, is that I don?t!

There's more to living than only surviving, maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying!

I could die at any minute, the tragedy, is that I don?t!

I never meant to hurt you, But your so cute when you cry!

If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence you tried!

If you're going my way, I'll walk with you!

Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever!

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Friendship is just a word but my girl gives it a meaning

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it

Who ever said everything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door!

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, a person who doesn't is a fool forever...

A memory lasts forever never does it die true friends stay together and never say goodbye[/b]

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