Sholay (1975)

At the THAKUR's den...========================Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other twocolleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software whichhe had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting😀haniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.""Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, johamne order kiya tha?"Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:"Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki ThakurSoftware walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bundkar diya hai"Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hirekiye hain kya??"Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chalraha hai".Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC onone water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching thekeys of a Laptop.Kaalia starts laughing and says:"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko toDOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur nehijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia.Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki ThakurSoftware walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wopoore network mein virus daal dega"At the GABBAR's den...========================GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?KALIA: "Do sarkaar"GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen.Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake?Kya soch kay aaye ho?Gabbar bahut khus hoga?Naya assignment dega, kyoon?Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.[logout.. logout... logout....]Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"-----------------[LOGOUT... LOGOUT.. LOGOUT...]------------------Connection Disconnected. Ha ha ha ha ha ha..ha ha ha ha ha...hahahahahahaha (Gabbar Style)

Ok, that was WAY too geeky 😕

here's one moreShahrukh had to sing this....but the chopras forced to make him sing the fake songORIGINAL MOHBATEIN SONG 😀 ---------------------------------------------'' EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SEE '' Ek ladki thi dewani si net use kiya karti thi chori chori chopkay chopkayEmail likha karti thimessenger use kar na tha os ko password hack honay say darti thi jab bhi milti mujsay... mujsay poocha karti thipassword hack kesay hota hai yeh password hack kesay hota hai........ aur main... sirf yehi hi kha pata tha..........Messenger khola ho ya ho band password tu hack hota hai kesay khahon main oo yaraa yehhack kesayhota hai .......(Too Ru Ru Ruu Ruu Tooo Ruu Ru Ru Ruuu) Ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack, kar kay dhekhey gay hum hacking hoti hai ye kesay, kar kay dhekhey gay hum kisi kay MSN main add huway,buddies ko hum nay choraliyaa kisi kay YAHOO! kay inbox kiMails ko hum nay uda diye aye yaar net pay koi....(Too Ru Ru Ruu Ruu Tooo Ruu Ru Ru Ruuu) aye yaar net pay koi....apna koi Naa hota hai kesay kahoon main oo yaraa yehhack kesay hota hai(Too Ru Ru Ruu Ruu Tooo Ruu Ru Ru Ruuu) Kya hai Ye Larkon ki Adat. Samajh mai Na Aata haiHo koi Larki jo Login, Peechay hi parr jaata hai Dur kahin Asli Dunya Se,Khuwabon Mai ye Larkay Hotay hainKon Janay Koi Achi Dost, Kab kesay aur Kahan milayjo ASL chat pay hoo likha....(Too Ru Ru Ruu Ruu Tooo Ruu Ru Ru Ruuu) jo ASL chat pay hoo likhaaksar wo jhoot hee hota hai kesay kahoon main oo yara yehhack kesay hota hai(Too Ru Ru Ruu Ruu Tooo Ruu Ru Ru Ruuu)

i did not write this...i know...thats too lame....but gives one a laugh or two for LIKe 2 seconds..then we eventually get bored and start laughing at our own lives!....u dont?....well maybe then its just me 😀

That was stupid 😕

arent we all! arent we all! ....no?

it was funny at first. But then you realize its paid weird and stupid 😕

गब्बर
गब्बर - कितने आदमी थे?
सांभा - सरदार 2
गब्बर - मुझे गिनती नहीं आती, 2 कितने होते हैं?
सांभा - सरदार 2, 1 के बाद आता है
गब्बर - और 2 के पहले?
सांभा - 2 के पहले 1 आता है।
गब्बर - तो बीच में कौन आता है?
सांभा - बीच में कोई नहीं आता
गब्बर - तो फिर दोनो एक साथ क्यों नहीं आते?
सांभा - 1 के बाद ही 2 आ सकता है, क्यूँकि 2, 1 से बड़ा है।
गब्बर - 2, 1 से कितना बड़ा है?
सांभा - 2, 1 से 1 बड़ा है।
गब्बर - अगर 2, 1 से 1 बड़ा है तो 1, 1 से कितना बड़ा है?
सांभा - सरदार, मैंने आपका नमक खाया है, अब मुझे गोली खिला दो!

nice 1 😀 😀but last line me spelling mistake = khila do 😛 😛

^ [OT] I'd say , its not easy to use Devanagari and other
Indian Languages on computers . mistakes might happen ...

if I see this post on Firefox , many mistakes appear !
on IE none (?) I am seeing khila do on IE .

Offtopic, how did you use that font here. I know typing using devnagri but how to use that on forums.

^ @ पुष्कर copy & paste . or directly type if possible !
here I used Padma plugin for Firefox to transform to Devanagari .

Hi

Sholay (1975)

I am sure all must have seen this movie atleast one time if not several times.

So for those who have seen it, here is a quiz for you.

What was the real name of Amjad Khan in this movie? Gabbar Singh was his nick name but he had a real name in the movie, what was it?


can anyone answer it?

Gabbar Hari Singh? now what is my reward 😛

The word "Gabbar" is not included in his real name