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European Commission comments on the growing spam mail menace
European Commission has said in a statement that unsolicited e-mails continue to plague European citizens and they now account for around 50 and 80 percent of all messages sent to mail inboxes.
EU Media Commissioner Viviane Reding added that European Union governments should take strong actions to [...]

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European English:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. :)
 

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European Commission has now issued formal charges against IntelThe European Commission has now confirmed that they have issued formal charges against Intel.These charges are related to claims that the microprocessor industry giant used illegal tactics against smaller rival Advanced Micro Devices.The Commission said that they have spent years investigating Intel’s tactics to determine whether their [...]

European Commission has now issued formal charges against Intel
 


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Was searching for this one. I read it in a Times of India supplement a long long long time ago. Seems to be somewhat different from what I read. Can't be sure though.
 

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lol...cool!!! something of that sort is gonna happen with our Indian English as well, pretty soon ;)
 

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Google asks European Commission permission to acquire DoubleClick The European Commission has said in a statement that the search engine giant Google has now submitted their application with the European Union competition regulator to get permission to acquire DoubleClick.The commission added that they have now set a review deadline of October 26. They could approve the [...]

Google asks European Commission permission to acquire DoubleClick
 

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