Our Fine Indian Police Force

Dukes Mangola

There once was a contest for the best police force in the world.Three Police squads, The Scotland Yard police, The NY Police and the Indian brigade contest for the best police force ward. The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assigned them their mission. He who captured an adult lion and brought it back alive in the fastest time would be adjudged the best police force........ First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an our with a Lion all tied up.........Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion.........Lastly the Indian brigade goes in, 15 minutes, half an hour, one hour and no sign of our Indian brigade. The judges give up and decide to search for them. They go into the forest. After some searching, they find Indian brigade all excitedly yelling near a tree. The Indian brigade have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting,"Bol tu Sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !!(Admit that you are a lion!)