Some Laws Never Learnt In School Or College


Some LAWS you have never learnt in School or College. 1) LORENTZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.2) ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.3) KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.4) CANNON'S KARMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.5) O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.8. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.