Customer Support

Customer SupportThis is said to be a true story from a major word processor software producer's helpline. Supposedly, the help desk employee was fired; however, he apparently sued the organization for "Termination without Cause".Here is the actual dialogue of that former Customer Support employee:"Customer Support Desk, may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with your word processor software.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?""Nothing.""Nothing?""It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.""Are you still in the program, or did you get out?""How do I tell?""Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?""What's a C: prompt?""Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?""There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.""Does your monitor have a power indicator?""What's a monitor?""It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?""I don't know.""Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?""Yes, I think so.""Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."".......Yes, it is.""When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?""No.""Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.""....... Okay, here it is.""Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.""I can't reach.""Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?""No.""Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?""Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.""Dark?""Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.""Well, turn on the office light then.""I can't.""No? Why not?""Because there's a power outage.""A power outage ??? Aha !!! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?""Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.""Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.""Really? Is it that bad?""Oh, yes, I'm afraid it is.""Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?""Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!" :lol:

i have the same problem....someone help me....

call for the chicken

^^^Chicken-Bird Flu???? 😛

isn't bird flu over????

heard this one long long back.bird flu is over i guess, no news about it.

what bird flu??? I bet it was a PETA conspiracy in their evergrowing quest to convert people into vegetarians.....

lol 😛

Dude i haven't tasted chicken or eggs for 2 months now 🙁 And don't think bird-flu has gone away. Those ignorant idiots in the health ministry don't give a damn whether it spreads further and that's the scary bit. If it goes on like this i'll have to immigrate. 😛

i have chicken almost on a daily basis. but i make sure i have them at decent restaurant. the one i frequent is one located in a three star restaurant... that should be relatively safe.

customer care to chicken flu....... way to go!

i also had chicken all these days. there is no need to worry if it is heated above 70 degrees which is always done while preparing. 🙂

He He He...Totally....Gorged on chicken at KFC...Rather ate a full Bucket the other day...:lol:Still No Bird Flu...Oh No...Wats happening....Cluck Cluck Cluck...:lol:

i never cared manwhen bf was highchicken were being sold @10 per kgi used to hog it on the near by restaurant which was safe n tasty 🙂

Just started eating chicken from last week. Missed it so much, hope this bird flu is gone forever...Chicken prices have started to go up now, will be back to 35-40 bucks in 2-3 weeks i guess, fill up ur freezers with chicken now!