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ultra vires
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nice , we should also be weatin L-guard for those extreme cases 😛
(i use this everyday...Dont trust me...it works!...well u have to do something about the huge jealous boyfriend but cept for that everything is A Ok!)
HOW TO GET BABES -- A GUIDE FOR GEEKS
Take it from an expert, here's how to get the babes:
1. Show them your T1 lines and your modifications to the Linux kernel -- they'll be very impressed.
2. Grunt when they say anything to you -- remember, avoid eye contact at all costs.
3. Never leave your home -- any babes worthy of your attention will come knocking on your door.
4. Surf the net for porn, so you know what real women should look like.
5. Test whether they really love you; never, ever shave or shower.
6. Don't exercise -- the weak, pudgy mess that you are will evoke maternal feelings of sympathy.
7. Be their knight in shining armor, help them with their school work/computers -- they'll fall in love with
you instantly.
8. If they talk to you, it means that they love you.
9. Remember, girls always prefer email to real mail.
10. Sitting three seats behind them on the bus is a good start.
11. Become a billioniare -- trade money for babes.
12. Write the next, killer software app -- your fame will draw them to you.
13. Remember, what's cool to your geek friends is cool to babes too.
14. Always be practical and logical. Tell her "Why can't you be more rational?" when she has one of those
moods again.
15. Make them understand that you are more evolved than that hunky football star.
16. Declare that you are homosexual -- that never fails to interest them; pounce when guard is down.
17. Babes always go for the stronger man -- duke it out over a game of Quake.
18. Write a geeky web page.
19. Use mnemonics to aid communication e.g. Hello == main(){, Goodbye == }
20. Increase your "reproductive fitness" -- become the Alpha geek of your pack
21. The woman you're talking to on the net really is female and most likely a babe -- and remember,
cybersex is as good as real sex.
Originally from Shuo-yen's web site at http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/sc110/howtogetbabes.htm
HOW TO GET BABES -- A GUIDE FOR GEEKS
Take it from an expert, here's how to get the babes:
1. Show them your T1 lines and your modifications to the Linux kernel -- they'll be very impressed.
2. Grunt when they say anything to you -- remember, avoid eye contact at all costs.
3. Never leave your home -- any babes worthy of your attention will come knocking on your door.
4. Surf the net for porn, so you know what real women should look like.
5. Test whether they really love you; never, ever shave or shower.
6. Don't exercise -- the weak, pudgy mess that you are will evoke maternal feelings of sympathy.
7. Be their knight in shining armor, help them with their school work/computers -- they'll fall in love with
you instantly.
8. If they talk to you, it means that they love you.
9. Remember, girls always prefer email to real mail.
10. Sitting three seats behind them on the bus is a good start.
11. Become a billioniare -- trade money for babes.
12. Write the next, killer software app -- your fame will draw them to you.
13. Remember, what's cool to your geek friends is cool to babes too.
14. Always be practical and logical. Tell her "Why can't you be more rational?" when she has one of those
moods again.
15. Make them understand that you are more evolved than that hunky football star.
16. Declare that you are homosexual -- that never fails to interest them; pounce when guard is down.
17. Babes always go for the stronger man -- duke it out over a game of Quake.
18. Write a geeky web page.
19. Use mnemonics to aid communication e.g. Hello == main(){, Goodbye == }
20. Increase your "reproductive fitness" -- become the Alpha geek of your pack
21. The woman you're talking to on the net really is female and most likely a babe -- and remember,
cybersex is as good as real sex.
Originally from Shuo-yen's web site at http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/sc110/howtogetbabes.htm
smartbuddy_82
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Well Sushubh u can edit and change it Propose instead of Purpose 😛
speedbreaker101
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apt!
rastapopulus
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Some of the Stuff posted on this Forum is seriously funny!!!
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Some of the Stuff posted on this Forum is seriously funny!!!
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boys should not go behind girls..
girls should come ..
girls habit is always searching for best...even after they got one ...
no one can become best in their life ..
from time to time their likes and dislikes changes....
they cant stubborn on one thing ....
their mind always oscillating .....
so keep it in your mind guys ....
Some of the Stuff posted on this Forum is seriously funny!!!
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boys should not go behind girls..
girls should come ..
girls habit is always searching for best...even after they got one ...
no one can become best in their life ..
from time to time their likes and dislikes changes....
they cant stubborn on one thing ....
their mind always oscillating .....
so keep it in your mind guys ....
sylenzednuke
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Very funny!I liked the guide to babes for geeks, me being myself a sort of an geek.I am not that bad looking and not that fat at all but whenever I try to talk to a girl and see some other guy talking, I feel something strange in my mind and I back-off.Today was friendship day and I couldn't even grab the courage to tie a band on the girl I have been talking to from like 2 weeks but just general talk.I also behave pessimissive when it comes to girls, I cannot think anything positive!If someone had gone through this problem please tell me how should I overcome this.