phone conversation

K-"Who's calling?"W-"Watt."K-"What is your name, please?"W-"Watt's my name."K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."A long pause, and then from Watt,W-"Is this James Brown?"K-"No, this is Knott."W-"Please tell me your name."K-"Will Knott."W-Why not?K-Huh? What do you mean why not?W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?K-But I told you my name!W-Didn't you say you will not?K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!W-That's what I mean.K-So you know my name.W-Of course not!K-Good. So now, what is yours?W-Watt. Yours?K-Your name!W-Watt's my name.K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and youhave not even told me yours yet.K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name somany times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.W-Of course not!K-See, you even know my name!W-Of course not!K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?W-Because I don't.[Pause]K-What is your name?W-See, you know my name!K-Of course not!W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?K-To find out your name!W-But you already know it!K-What?W-See, and you know mine!K-Of course not!W-Exactly!K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your nameis, what will be your answer?W-Watt's my name.K-No, no, give me only one word.W-WattK-Your name!W-Right![pause before it hits him]K-Oh, Wright!W-Yeah!K-So why didn't you say it before?W-I told you so many times!K-You never said Wright beforeW-Of course I did.K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?W-I do not.K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.W-I do not!K-Gud![pause before it hits him]W-Oh, Gud!K-Gud.W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?K-No, it's Knott!W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.K-Yes Wright.

i gotta be honest..i was not ROFL-ing...nor Lmao-ing...not even Lol-ing...this is more stupider than my jokes...hard to belive but it is! its troo!

good one!

One more...Conversation between Condeliza Rice and George Bush featuring: Hu Jintao, President of China, UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan and the late PLO Chief Yasser Arafat.George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.George: Great. Lay it on me.Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.George: That's what I want to know.Condi: That's what I'm telling you.George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?Condi: Yes.George: I mean the fellow's name.Condi: Hu.George: The guy in China.Condi: Hu.George: The new leader of China.Condi: Hu.George: The Chinese guy!Condi: Hu is leading China.George: Now whaddya' asking me for?Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?Condi: That's the man's name.George: That's who's name?Condi: Yes.George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Condi: That's correct.George: Then who is in China?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yasser is in China?Condi: No, sir.George: Then who is?Condi: Yes, sir.George: Yasser?Condi: No, sir.George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.Condi: Kofi?George: No, thanks.Condi: You want Kofi?George: No.Condi: You don't want Kofi?George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.Condi: Yes, sir.George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.Condi: Kofi?George: Milk! Will you please make the call?Condi: And call who?George: Who is the guy at the U.N?Condi: Hu is the guy in China.George: Will you stay out of China?!Condi: Yes, sir.George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.Condi: Kofi.George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.Condi (picks up the phone): Rice here.George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?