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BCCI 24 hour channel
SCOOP: CricketNext has managed to procure the special blueprint of the proposed 24 hr TV channel to be owned by BCCI. Enclosed is the synopsis of the findings in the classified document.
DAILY PROGRAM
6 AM--------- Hitting for a Six
A program focused on how to negotiate commercial contracts with sponsors, and hit them with wild abandon over the ropes. Six of the best!
7 AM----------007 in Cricket
A tongue-in-cheek episode , involving BCCI officials who are on His Majesty ’s service, and are used to flying to exotic locales for no real reason actually and indulge in Bond-like luxuries.
8 AM----------Who 8 up the profits?
A whodunit, an investigative story , which will probe the reason why huge expenses incurred by BCCI is inevitable and necessary , thus redefining transparency .
9 AM----------Everything is Fine
Hosted by SK Nair, who will dispel notions associated with his nonplussed face and confused utterances.
10 AM---------Breakfast Cereal Show :
In keeping with BCCI waking hours, this will feature the daily brief on all serial cases where the lawyers will be fighting various BCCI disputes in courts.. Owing to the complexity of the task, eminent battery of legal experts will host the program.
11 AM-----------Eye for an Eye
A program on Team – Spirit
Co-hosted by Sourav Ganguly and Rahul Dravid
12 PM----------Friends
A special one on male bonding with famous cricket couples such as Kapil-Dev and Sunil Gavaskar, Mohd Azharrudin and Navjot Singh Sidhu etc
1 PM-----------: BCCI Bakra
A spoof-program featuring all those who have been suitably conned and made a buffoon of by the august body , and since institutionalized into the Hall of Lame..
Hosted by Akash Chopra and SS Das.
2PM-----------Handling press-( ure) !
Mohd Azharrudin on how to speak with a straight face, and say the same thing whether the match was won, lost or drawn, and best of all to make the public believe him every time. To be assisted by Jaywant Lele, former Secretary, BCCI.
3PM---------- Vat 69-Quiz Contest
Manoj Prabhakar will preside over this contest which will include brain teasers on guessing who said what to whom and when and where in which hotel in front of which witness etc. The prize amount is a whopping Rs 25 lakhs.
4 PM------------Download Cricket on your Mobile
A Mallika Sherawat special, with graphic simulations of stimulating moments while playing ( on) the field.
5 PM----------High Fives
The 5 Selectors will discuss how they overcome partisan pressures , monetary bribes and zonal pressures to create a cohesive team without any bias or prejudice..
6 PM-----------Indian Idle
A highly competitive interactive program which will select our most sleepy and sloppy fielders; to be co-hosted by Ashish Nehra, VVS Laxman and Anil Kumble
7 PM------------Cricket Fever
This program will discuss the frequent sickness, health problems and physical injuries suffered by our national cricketers.
Hosted by Zaheer Khan and Vinod Kambli
8 PM-----------Kaun Banega Crorepati ka Crorepati
-------------A live contest between Jagmohan Dalmiya and Sharad Pawar
9 PM---------Breaking News
A BCCI nightcap on all damages suffered by BCCI on a daily basis, including broken crockery and contracts.
10 PM--------X-Rated Factor
A deep inside-cricket perspective with Parthiv Patel on his growing up with the bad naughty boys amongst the Men in Blue
11 PM----------Kyunki Shaz bhi kabhi bahut tha
Ravi Shastri, giving his words of wisdom to young hopefuls on how to curb extra-curricular distractions off the field.
12 AM---------12th Man
A special on working-out-on-the-bench by Murli Karthik
1 AM--------------Tiger by the Tail
Former captain Nawab of Pataudi , on how to develop the “killing” instinct of a tiger in the Indian team
2 AM--------------It takes two to tango
Jagmohan Dalmiya and IS Bindra on how cricket administrators make perfect bedfellows, and there is no thing as “ ideological” differences
3 AM--------------Floodlights
A program featuring how multi million dollar deals are best done at nocturnal times
4 AM---------------Horror Show
This will feature all umpiring decisions of Steve Bucknor on India matches.
5 AM-------------The Coach Who never Sleeps
Greg Chappell on putting on the thinking cap instead of catching a wink, curing insomnia , reading De Bozo and keeping a constant smile no matter what the provocation.
SANJAY JHA
Managing Editor [/b]
i like that steve bucknor one..... :lol:
BCCI 24 hour channel
SCOOP: CricketNext has managed to procure the special blueprint of the proposed 24 hr TV channel to be owned by BCCI. Enclosed is the synopsis of the findings in the classified document.
DAILY PROGRAM
6 AM--------- Hitting for a Six
A program focused on how to negotiate commercial contracts with sponsors, and hit them with wild abandon over the ropes. Six of the best!
7 AM----------007 in Cricket
A tongue-in-cheek episode , involving BCCI officials who are on His Majesty ’s service, and are used to flying to exotic locales for no real reason actually and indulge in Bond-like luxuries.
8 AM----------Who 8 up the profits?
A whodunit, an investigative story , which will probe the reason why huge expenses incurred by BCCI is inevitable and necessary , thus redefining transparency .
9 AM----------Everything is Fine
Hosted by SK Nair, who will dispel notions associated with his nonplussed face and confused utterances.
10 AM---------Breakfast Cereal Show :
In keeping with BCCI waking hours, this will feature the daily brief on all serial cases where the lawyers will be fighting various BCCI disputes in courts.. Owing to the complexity of the task, eminent battery of legal experts will host the program.
11 AM-----------Eye for an Eye
A program on Team – Spirit
Co-hosted by Sourav Ganguly and Rahul Dravid
12 PM----------Friends
A special one on male bonding with famous cricket couples such as Kapil-Dev and Sunil Gavaskar, Mohd Azharrudin and Navjot Singh Sidhu etc
1 PM-----------: BCCI Bakra
A spoof-program featuring all those who have been suitably conned and made a buffoon of by the august body , and since institutionalized into the Hall of Lame..
Hosted by Akash Chopra and SS Das.
2PM-----------Handling press-( ure) !
Mohd Azharrudin on how to speak with a straight face, and say the same thing whether the match was won, lost or drawn, and best of all to make the public believe him every time. To be assisted by Jaywant Lele, former Secretary, BCCI.
3PM---------- Vat 69-Quiz Contest
Manoj Prabhakar will preside over this contest which will include brain teasers on guessing who said what to whom and when and where in which hotel in front of which witness etc. The prize amount is a whopping Rs 25 lakhs.
4 PM------------Download Cricket on your Mobile
A Mallika Sherawat special, with graphic simulations of stimulating moments while playing ( on) the field.
5 PM----------High Fives
The 5 Selectors will discuss how they overcome partisan pressures , monetary bribes and zonal pressures to create a cohesive team without any bias or prejudice..
6 PM-----------Indian Idle
A highly competitive interactive program which will select our most sleepy and sloppy fielders; to be co-hosted by Ashish Nehra, VVS Laxman and Anil Kumble
7 PM------------Cricket Fever
This program will discuss the frequent sickness, health problems and physical injuries suffered by our national cricketers.
Hosted by Zaheer Khan and Vinod Kambli
8 PM-----------Kaun Banega Crorepati ka Crorepati
-------------A live contest between Jagmohan Dalmiya and Sharad Pawar
9 PM---------Breaking News
A BCCI nightcap on all damages suffered by BCCI on a daily basis, including broken crockery and contracts.
10 PM--------X-Rated Factor
A deep inside-cricket perspective with Parthiv Patel on his growing up with the bad naughty boys amongst the Men in Blue
11 PM----------Kyunki Shaz bhi kabhi bahut tha
Ravi Shastri, giving his words of wisdom to young hopefuls on how to curb extra-curricular distractions off the field.
12 AM---------12th Man
A special on working-out-on-the-bench by Murli Karthik
1 AM--------------Tiger by the Tail
Former captain Nawab of Pataudi , on how to develop the “killing” instinct of a tiger in the Indian team
2 AM--------------It takes two to tango
Jagmohan Dalmiya and IS Bindra on how cricket administrators make perfect bedfellows, and there is no thing as “ ideological” differences
3 AM--------------Floodlights
A program featuring how multi million dollar deals are best done at nocturnal times
4 AM---------------Horror Show
This will feature all umpiring decisions of Steve Bucknor on India matches.
5 AM-------------The Coach Who never Sleeps
Greg Chappell on putting on the thinking cap instead of catching a wink, curing insomnia , reading De Bozo and keeping a constant smile no matter what the provocation.
SANJAY JHA
Managing Editor [/b]
i like that steve bucknor one..... :lol:
