Indian Mathematics

sulphurine

Newbie
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22
Cool that one forum for having real fun has started.
Heres my first joke:

INDIAN MATHEMATICS.....100% TRUE

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jur@$$ic park

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

10 Midday mates = 5 minutes of FTV

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs +
Four hundred relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent

Atal Bihari - Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE
 

prathapml

Mjölnir
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819
Location
Bangalore
Ha ha ha.....Good ones.Ab aayi meri baari.Atal Behari Vajpayee ke kithne problematic knees hain?ek paanv ka ek kneedoosre paanv ka ek kneeaur teesra hai.....Adva neeOK, PJ...
 

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